Happy Freaking Easter

HOT CROSS BUNS!

Hot cross buns!
Hot cross buns!
One ha’ penny, two ha’ penny,
Hot cross buns!
If you have no daughters,
Give them to your sons
One ha’ penny,
Two ha’ penny,
Hot Cross Buns!

Of course, I can’t just say, “Happy Easter,” and be done with it. No, no! I have to make an alternative Easter punk rock greeting card. Who will every want to watch this? Punks? No. Catholics? No. Oddballs? Perhaps.

Anybody know any oddballs? If so, please forward this video to them. Maybe they’ll understand my rebound on the whole Easter bunny thing.

First, I got nothing against chocolate footballs and jelly beans. Love ’em. Don’t need a special holiday to serve those in the Jump Household. We might grind ’em all up and make ice cream or cookies with them. How’s that sound?

Where’s my audience? Where’s my call to action? is the audience just supposed to eat or get hungry or what?

Hahaha… yeah, like I care. But I will gripe a little bit. They sure don’t do easter like they used to do easter. I have memories of poorly fitting shoes, unbearably long Catholic services, and Grandmas who spit on their hanky and try to wipe the mole off the side of my face.

Yeah, yeah, happy easter. Anyway, these were old school hot cross buns. They had the little bits of fruitcake in them. They were so old skool that I really didn’t like ’em. They reminded me of every fruitcake I couldn’t stand to eat.

But very German, nonetheless. Ameri-German, I would think. I don’t mean that in bad way or anything, Germans are awesome. They are very friendly and warm. They’re great. I mean it in like the old hold-over German bakery sense. They’re getting harder to find.

Whatever. The crosses are for Jesus. Nobody would dispute that.

Jimmyjumpnjive Easter 2012

Alien Dog Rides the Snow!

With all the snow and rain and trees falling throughout Western Washington, I thought that you all could use a different sort of weather report … from the Alien Dog, of course!  Have fun and be happy, that’s what the Alien Dog does.

Peace and love,

Jimmy Jump

COOL DOG TRICK CONTEST

Lucy of Cuteness!

Cute little Lucy was there to great her guests with a big, “Hello,” and her best tricks.

bOrDeR cOlLiE bIrThDaY

The Red Dog Blues Band

The dogs were saying, like, “Let’s start a Band,” and I was, like, “Do-kay…” Then Red Dog started going all Danish Death Metal on the whole thing.

Blue Dog parties down with Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton

Christmas (Blue Little Reindeer)

The Christmas and Holiday season can be difficult when those we love are not with us. Many people in the United States have loved ones in the Army, Airforce, Navy or Marines, who have been deployed to the wars in Iraq or Afganistan. Others, mourning the loss of loved ones, may find that the holidays can increase sadness and awareness of loss. If this holiday season finds you blue, be sure to reach out to others, because you do not have to be a blue little reindeer.

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